Beast was parked and this lady comes up

[SRTILL8]

the beast was parked on the street in front of me and i see this lady walk up to the jeep and try to look inside and walk to the back and check out the exhaust tips and was looking into the flipper glass...

she almost looked like she was confused, and had a puzzled face staring at the SRT8 from behind..

i say to her... you dont like it??


she goes, oh no... i think its gorgeous.. i say thanks - its mine. :D


she begins to say im sorry i was all over the car, it may have looked strange to you. i laughed with her and said no its ok and said thanks. she began to ask me what is it? it looks like a jeep but i noticed it doesnt say jeep anywhere on the truck:confused:

i gave her the whole run down on the SRT8 line... :thumbsup:


she began to tell me she wanted one! and asked to see inside :eek: (it was all detailed inside so it looked pristine! ) she loved the CF hood (told her not to touch- lol) she was amazed at how big the rotors were! :lol: complimented the red brembos (even though she didnt know what they were- ;) ) she said my jeep looked like a "fierce sleek tank" :) then i started it up for her :thumbsup: she was like "ooohhh thats nice" :lol: i saw that genuine smile on her face :D

she wanted to know ho to get one in black just like it despite the gas mileage whoas she was going to experience. she actually didnt care about the gas wasted and was more impressed on the #'s i threw out of what it can do... i said you can still shop around and get a low mileage 2010 or earlier model. and even spoke on the new WK2/SRT8 and expressed how its the newer version.

lets just say this lady was very sexy ass bangin status! i wouldve def made some advances but........






















































































she was 8 months pregnant!!!! :lol:

[Chaoul1]

Damn.......Good thing you stayed away from her. Good story bro! :thumbsup: for the SRT8

[lll2for3lll]

If only she was 2 months pregnant. Damn.

[Martyp]

LMAO, bummer dude! :D

Great story, I wish my Jeep got attention like that... :(

[JETLIFE]

if only she was 2 months pregnant. Damn.

lol

[richxgior]

aha GREAT story

[KITSOS]

hahaha

[Rose City GC SRT8]

Thats how she got preggers to begin with. You were too late!

[Knightrider03m]

Thats how she got preggers to begin with. You were too late!

Yep :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[2005JGC]

maybe she was looking for a baby daddy... or a quick ride to the hospital?

[Knightrider03m]

maybe she was looking for a baby daddy... or a quick ride to the hospital?

Or a hump and dump :lol:

[tugboatchad]

At 8 mos. preggers that baby bump works just like a fulcrum, people pay big money for those at liberator.com!!! As my gran'pappy used to say "can't knock 'em up twice kid!"....

[SRTILL8]

lol!

all i know is, if she buys the new WK2/SRT8- then chalk me up for the commission on that sale!

[Outsider]

she was 8 months pregnant!!!! :lol:

Well you know that she puts out.

[Chuck]

If only she was 2 months pregnant. Damn.

LMAO :lol:

[tugboatchad]

Well you know that she puts out.


Dude! Your signature "crack'd" me up, living in Everett if you'd have said a bag a meth I might not think you are joking...... Hahahahahaha!

[Knightrider03m]

At 8 mos. preggers that baby bump works just like a fulcrum, people pay big money for those at liberator.com!!! As my gran'pappy used to say "can't knock 'em up twice kid!"....

TRUTH :thumbsup:

[M1's_1st_SRT8]

Damn good story...but at 8 mos, it's still wet and warm.:hitit:

[Outsider]

Dude! Your signature "crack'd" me up, living in Everett if you'd have said a bag a meth I might not think you are joking...... Hahahahahaha!


Meth is more of a Lake Stevens thing.

[tugboatchad]

Meth is more of a Lake Stevens thing.

Lol!!! No argument there. My grandmother for years lived on the Pilchuck River, I often while driving through Lake Stevens had that feeling. I'm pretty sure her neighbor was a cooker. I'm not one to talk though as I live in Des Moines.

[jps043]

Lol great story. Should have asked her if she wanted a pic next to the jeep haha

[Harrison@Stage6]

You should have tried to hit it! They're horny at 8 months!!:) It's not like you would have gotten her preggo anyways.;)

[FlyinRyan]

You dont seriously refer to your Jeep as Beast....do you? :lol:

[JeepCoop]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha.........hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Ya don't see the bump if she's bending over!! Plus, it's more ergonomic for her! Just sayin ;) lol

[dandankler]

^^^^X2:lol:

[king]

her mouth wasn't prego, was it? good story...

[moosehead]

+rep for the vignette and the color commentary it prompted.

[kennzz05]

im sure thats the same way she acted when she saw her first trailblazer ss 8 months earlier

[B.P.O.D]

tilla and his crazy stories

[SRTILL8]

yall know im crazy

lol

[B.P.O.D]

indeed. u ever fix the dent in your hood from the football LMAO HEHEHEHE

[SRTILL8]

lol - i remember that, i couldve sworn it looked like it did somehting but it was the reflection in the CF.

but still- dent or not. phuck street football. haha

[B.P.O.D]

hahahaha blame palmer for tipping the ball into the air towards your truck lmao

[Robert Palmer]

No no blame Marino over here for thinking im like 9 ft tall. LMAO

[SRTILL8]

eh- lol

btw- NBA season- almost a season that is!

[B.P.O.D]

indeed! def going to some nets games again

[Robert Palmer]

Yes!

And watch out for the ice on rt 21! LOL

[B.P.O.D]

lmao... tilla u coming to some nba games w/us this year?

[Robert Palmer]

^If there are any signs of inclement weather the Ferrari, I mean Jeep stays in the garage and no Tilla. LOL

[B.P.O.D]

Lmao buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn tilla!!!!!!!

[SRTILL8]

lol!!! joe knows


lets recap- im not a DD or need to have a car...i choose to have a SRT8 after 4 yrs of eyeballing it so i drive when i want* to. i dont want to drive in the rain or in the heavy snow really. i dont need to therefore its less likely i will......if its raining or snowing. ;)

now before i had a SRT8, my overland for example i was all up in trails and heaviest snow and everything everywhere.

some people are crazy :lol:

[Robert Palmer]

Calm down Tilla. We know this! lololol

[B.P.O.D]

you hurt his feelings joe! go give the CF a wax job to make up for it!

[SRTILL8]

lol-

crazy for the WIN!

[B.P.O.D]

lmao... we need a meet soon! before snow falls for tillas sake:) lmao

[Robert Palmer]

What he needs to do is go put some mileage on that truck. And also go WOT once in a while. Poor Jeep is always driven so softly lolol

[SRTILL8]

ah oh.. i know what trying to do joe. its not working. lol

stick and stones will break my bones but ......my father DOES NOT drive my jeep....


ZING!!! hahaha :slapfight::lol:

[Robert Palmer]

I have no issues with that!

:D

Its a family SRT! :) :D

[Black Ops Auto Works]

Haaa good Story Till!!!
The Hood's gonna get you some Ass Now Wow that's what I call a solid product LMAO!!!